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 Rick Santorum can’t stop making unintentional (OR ARE THEY?) ass juice jokes.

i laughed for a solid 3 minutes.

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“Indeed, I cannot think why the whole bed of the ocean is not one solid mass of oysters, so prolific the creatures seem. Ah, I am wandering! Strange how the brain controls the brain! What was I saying, Watson?”

Sherlock Holmes, in “The Adventure of the Dying Detective”